probablynottori:

Matching icons for you and a friend.

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thecutestofthecute:

Dogs with butterflies ehe he heimage

Dogs with butterflies oho ho hoimage

Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha

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untilsuchtimeastheworldends:

it’s always sunny taking the everloving piss out of standard sitcom dialogue

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punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

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methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

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tastefullyoffensive:

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cool cyberpunk tip

edwardspoonhands:

helioscentrifuge:

ranyakumo:

when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched

I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY

…I’m down…

Title: Why'd You Only Call Me When Your High Artist: Arctic Monkeys 49,886 plays

saltunderthesea:

alysflowers:

3d-audio:

3D Audio of Why’d You Only Call Me When Your High by Arctic Monkeys (Requested)

What is 3D sound?

3D audio effects are a group of sound effects that manipulate the sound produced by stereo speakers, surround-sound speakers, speaker-arrays, or headphones. This frequently involves the virtual placement of sound sources anywhere in three-dimensional space, including behind, above or below the listener.

Only works with headphones/earphones

arctic monkeys in 3d audio oh babyyy. B)

heart eyes

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glittercalum:

you don’t even need to type in the band name

everyone knows

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urbanoutcasters:

"What does love mean to you?"

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wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you were wondering this is the image image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

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mychaeljones:

The thrilling saga

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Podcast Crew On Hiding Dead Bodies

  • Barbara: You wouldn't help your girlfriend hide a dead body?
  • Miles: NO!
  • Gus: If my wife brought me a body I'd help her hide it
  • Michael: If Lindsay brought me a body I would take care of it. Not only would I help her, I'd be like, you know what hun, don't worry about it, I'll take care of it.

shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

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