I was in culinary class today making desserts and some kid came over and was jokingly like “this shit sucks” as he walked away and I yelled back “don’t fuck with the master bakers” and the entire class stopped and stared at me as i realized what I said
If you don’t understand read this out loud
Where’s my money?
I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not
IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS
A request from my super lovely best friend, who wanted the AH Mario Party Crew being… The AH Mario Party Crew!
Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
My daddy’s smarter than Einstein, stronger than Hercules, and lights a fire with a snap of his fingers! Are you as good as my daddy, mister?