so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there
and i asked him “what’s wrong?”
and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”
and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”
im still laughing oH FUCK
i love this bible verse
is this band even real
wait which episode of american horror story assylum is that
*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!
put it back
Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again
I laughed so hard all air has left my lungs and blew a hole through the wall.
I JUST FUCKING RAN OVER TREVOR
well would you look at that
gavin free in gta v
DYLAN O’BRIEN IS A PRINCESS
LOOK AT HIM
josh peck is literally my favorite person
He has a way with words.
i’m not saying bucky should spend most of cap 3 crying and kissing steve, but i am saying they’d be smart to play to sebastian stan’s strengths
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
#i was rewatching brokeback mountain for no reason one day and i looked away and i heard weird noises #and i thought they were sex noises so i was like ‘oh god it’s happening already’ #and i switched back to the tab and it was just that gyllenhall dude stirrin beans that was making the sound